Get In Line lyrics - Barenaked Ladies
(from "King Of The Hill" soundtrack)
Everywhere I go, someone's trying to by my girlfriend's best friend
I'm trying to pretend I'm relaxed but I'm playing castanets with my knees
I try to be cool and give her space
But a guy's always there ready to jump right up and take my place
Everyone in this room seems to want to make a big fool out of me
Everybody open your mouth (Everybody, everybody)
Everybody just say "ah" (Ah, ah, ah)
Everything'll be all right
If you play along
Everywhere I go, there's someone in a trenchcoat staring at me
When I'm not at home, I'm sure someone's rummaging through my trash
Whatever could they want from me?
Is it just a part of a giant government conspiracy?
I gotta go see my doctor about this itchy pentagram-shaped rash
Everybody open your mouth (Everybody, everybody)
Everybody just say "ah" (Ah, ah, ah)
Everything'll be all right
This won't hurt at all (Turn it up)
Everybody get in line (Everybody, everybody)
Everybody turn and cough (Ah, ah)
Everything'll be all right
If you just lay off
Dictate a memo to myself
Try to find if I'm the only one in complete health
Consult contemporaries if there are some to see
There really isn't anyone who's in my league
But me
Every night at a lane, someone thinks they've got a fine bead on me
I try to take three deep breaths as I lock in on my minivan
Everyone says I'm looking great
But it's hard to stand up, let alone to try to concentrate
I wish that everyone that I knew hadn't sold out to The Man
Everybody open your mouth (Everybody, everybody)
Everybody just say "ah" (Ah, ah, ah)
Everything'll be all right
This won't hurt at all
Everybody get in line (Everybody, everybody)
Everybody turn and cough (Ah, ah)
Everything'll be all right
If you just lay
Everything'll be all right
If you just lay (Ah, ah)
Everything'll be all right
If you just lay off (Ah, ah, ah)
It's Only Me (The Wizard Of Magicland) lyrics - Barenaked Ladies
Urgh!
Speaking as a guy who's really got it going on
It's only natural! - It's only me!
Take it from a fella who's been round the block so many times
He knows the only parking spot that's free,
It's only me.
You can say I've tried everything,
I save on my wedding ring,
Who knows me half as well as me?!
I'm not antisocial, and it's nothing that's reproachful
It's just natural! - It's only me!
I can't think of anybody else I'd rather spend some one on one time with
It's not that hard to see,
It's only me.
I'm the me in monogamy,
I'm not asking a lot of me,
I give me are. E. S. P. E. C. T.
And if you're heart is broken,
You can just do what you do best,
You can just do what you do
When you're heart is broken,
Trust in the one who will love you
Never put others above you
I thought I was using me to get to you,
But this is true and natural!
It's only me!
They say you'll never love another 'till you love yourself
Well brother, I'm in love with everyone I see
It's only me.
You can say I've tried everything,
I save on my wedding ring,
Who knows me half as well as me?
I'm the me in monogamy,
I'm not asking a lot of me,
I give me are. E. S. P. E. C. T.
Whooo!
Aaaaaaaaaa Yeah!
Landed On My Head lyrics - Barenaked Ladies
(from "The Super Bob Einstein" soundtrack)
You know my face, not my name
It's funny all the same
They won't know what hit these fools
I'm gonna rewrite the rules
Set the trap, lay in wait
The payoff will be great
It's subtle and dry and slow
I won't telegraph the blow
Hell no, I'm not asking for attention
Seems though you may have misread my intentions
Let go, maybe we won't need to mention
How I landed on my head
Don the suit, hit the ramp
Take it like a champ
Then a tremendous fall, or maybe a wrecking ball?
I brought the Funk, just in time
Enthusiasm's fine
Consider yourself told
After they made me, they broke the mold
Hell no, I'm not asking for exemptions
Seems though I may have messed with your conventions
Let go, maybe we won't need to mention
How I landed on my head
Wake me up when we land
I'll never understand
Man, it can get so dull
Let's make it uncomfortable
Line you up for the kill, then stay completely still
You won't see it coming then
I'm making you laugh again
Hell no, I'm not asking for attention
Seems though I may have increased all the tension
Let go, maybe we won't need to mention
How I landed on my head
Landed on my head
How I landed on my head
Lazer Team lyrics - Barenaked Ladies
(from "Lazer Team" soundtrack)
When there's an interplanetary menace,
Who will defend us against atack?
They could've struck in Tokyo or Venice,
And they depended we'd not fight back.
They might've thought the planet was defenceless,
Then someone befriends us and we're on track.
Make way for the Lazer Team,
It's not a dream,
The most important battle that the planets seen,
It's the Lazer Team,
More than they seem,
Not just a four man alien kicking ass machine.
A champion was chosen for the battle,
He was to be paired with the suit of power.
But like a snake without a rattle,
We were impaired but we would not cower.
They thought they'd slaughter us like cattle,
They weren't prepared for our finest hour.
They weren't prepared for the Lazer Team,
It's not a dream,
The most important battle that the planets seen,
It's the Lazer Team,
More than they seem,
Not just a four man alien kicking ass machine.
I don't think anyone expected them to save the day for you and me.
I don't think anyone expected them to spell Lazer with a "Z"
It's the Lazer Team,
It's not a dream,
The most important battle that the planets seen,
It's the Lazer Team,
More than they seem,
Not just a four man alien kicking ass machine.
It's the Lazer Team,
It's not a dream,
The most important battle that the planets seen,
It's the Lazer Team,
More than they seem,
Not just a four man alien kicking ass machine.
It's the Lazer Team,
It's not a dream,
A multi-cultural alien kicking ass machine,
It's the Lazer Team,
More than they seem,
Okay, bi-racial alien kicking ass machine.
Make way for the Lazer Team,
It's not a dream,
The most important battle that the planets seen,
It's the Lazer Team,
More than they seem,
Not just a four man alien kicking ass machine.
Lazer Team
Lazer Team
Lazer Team
Lazer Team
One Little Slip lyrics - Barenaked Ladies
(from "Chicken Little" soundtrack)
It was a recipe for disaster
A four-course meal of no sirree
It seemed that happily ever after
Was happy everyone was after me
It was a cup of good intentions
A tablespoon of one big mess
A dash of overreaction
I assume you know the rest
One little slip
One little slip
It was a fusion of confusion
With a few confounding things
I guess I probably took the wrong direction
Well, I admit I might have missed a sign or two
I ran a light past your affection at Humiliation Avenue
I took a right turn at confusion
A left, when I should have gone straight on through
I ran ahead with my assumptions
And we all know what that can do
One little slip
One little slip
It was a fusion of confusion
And a few confounding things
I get the feeling in this town
I'll never live 'til I live down
The one mistake that seems to
Follow me around
They'll forget about the sky
When they all realize
This guy's about to
Try to learn to fly
Or hit the ground
It was a cup of good intentions
A tablespoon of one big mess
A dash of overreaction
I assume you know the rest
One little slip
One little slip
It was a humble little stumble
With a big ungraceful...
One little slip
One little slip
It was a fusion of confusion
With a few confounding things
Our Blue Dot lyrics - Our Blue Dot
This blue dot is the only shot we've got
If it turns from blue to grey there'll be no way
To turn it back, that's not okay
It's our hometown, we won't let it burn down
It's only fair, let's dream to dare fresh water, food and air
Let's look after our blue dot
If you could stand back far enough and take a look from outer space
You'd see that our atmosphere is paper-thin, with 7 billion people and all life within
But how do you get someone to believe in something that they can't see?
We all believe our Earth is spherical, and evolution is as proven as our gravity
This blue dot is the only shot we've got
If it turns from blue to grey there'll be no way
To turn it back, that's not okay
It's our hometown, we won't let it burn down
It's only fair, let's dream to dare fresh water, food and air
Let's look after our blue dot
Our blue dot
As far as we can see
Our blue dot
There is no planet B
Our blue - Our blue dot
This blue dot is the only shot we've got
If it turns from blue to grey there'll be no way
To turn it back, that's not okay
It's our hometown, we won't let it burn down
It's only fair, let's dream to dare fresh water, food and air
Let's look after our blue dot
Our blue dot
Let's look after our blue dot
Our blue dot
Our blue dot
Thanks That Was Fun lyrics - Barenaked Ladies
I'm learning, I'm yearning
I'm burning all your stuff
But that's not enough
I'm faking, that I'm aching
Mistaking lust for love
Thanks, that was fun
Don't forget, no regrets
Except maybe one
Did I scare you
When I dared you?
I stared you in the eye
And told you goodbye
You mocked me
It shocked me
When you walked me to the bus
Thanks, that was fun
Don't forget, no regrets
Except maybe one
Made a deal not to feel
God, that's dumb
Everybody knows the deal fell through
I was hoping I could just blame you
When was it that I became so soft?
This sentimentality doesn't look good on me
I thought that you would be begging to be with me
I'm the one on my knees blubbering please
Let me stay
Deflated, and jaded
I hate it when you call
Which isn't at all
I've spoken, though broken
Here's a token of my love
Thanks, that was fun
Don't forget, no regrets
Except maybe one
Made a deal not to feel
God, that was dumb
Don't forget, no regrets
Except maybe one
Made a deal not to feel
Thanks, that was fun
The Big Bang Theory Theme lyrics - Barenaked Ladies
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mystery,
That all started with the big bang (bang)!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangaea
See ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big bang!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause and start to go the other way.
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big... bang!
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